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BRITTA | Although she’d probably like to be considered a Ravenclaw (or even a Slytherin), Britta’s main problem is that she cares. Too much. She tries to stamp down on those overly empathetic thoughts and focus on those that apply to politics and the environment instead. But really, beneath her hardened shell, she just wants others to care as much about her as she does them.
ABED | He studies people like they’re the movies and television shows he loves so much. He uses his moderate intellect to focus in on understanding the same human interaction that escapes his instincts from picking up on and in turn knows and predicts people’s reactions/thoughts/feelings so accurately it’s spooky. He’s unwittingly hilarious, as well.
JEFF | Lied about being qualified to be a lawyer.
TROY | Friendly and adventurous. Although he’s normally fairly laid back, when a life-threatening or generally comical situation calls for it, he steps up his game and has the courage to persevere as long as he’s physically able to (so long as the Soul Train awards aren’t on).
ANNIE | Although her ambitions put her dangerously near Slytherin territory at times, she’s a brainiac at heart. She enjoys learning and studying, whether that’s from her friends or her schoolwork. She tries to enthuse others into what’s a natural predilection for her, but is usually unmatched in her passion for essay questions and exam cramming.
PIERCE | Although he’s good-natured, at his core, and eager to please and be pleased, he’s still too difficult to definitively pin down. He’s a little bit of everything while not being anything other than self-involved on a consistent basis, yet lacks the cunning and ambitions that might otherwise place him in Slytherin. So, he’s the eternally envious of others, as usual with one foot in the door but no invitation to the party.
SHIRLEY | She’s warm and fair and honest (more so than most, at least). She mothers the group and keeps people kind and respectful of herself and others. She’s protective and caring towards everyone’s unique point of view.
ALSO | Chang - Slytherin, Dean - Hufflepuff, Slater - Ravenclaw, Duncan - Ravenclaw, Vaughn - Hufflepuff, Leonard - Slytherin.

BRITTA | Although she’d probably like to be considered a Ravenclaw (or even a Slytherin), Britta’s main problem is that she cares. Too much. She tries to stamp down on those overly empathetic thoughts and focus on those that apply to politics and the environment instead. But really, beneath her hardened shell, she just wants others to care as much about her as she does them.

ABED | He studies people like they’re the movies and television shows he loves so much. He uses his moderate intellect to focus in on understanding the same human interaction that escapes his instincts from picking up on and in turn knows and predicts people’s reactions/thoughts/feelings so accurately it’s spooky. He’s unwittingly hilarious, as well.

JEFF | Lied about being qualified to be a lawyer.

TROY | Friendly and adventurous. Although he’s normally fairly laid back, when a life-threatening or generally comical situation calls for it, he steps up his game and has the courage to persevere as long as he’s physically able to (so long as the Soul Train awards aren’t on).

ANNIE | Although her ambitions put her dangerously near Slytherin territory at times, she’s a brainiac at heart. She enjoys learning and studying, whether that’s from her friends or her schoolwork. She tries to enthuse others into what’s a natural predilection for her, but is usually unmatched in her passion for essay questions and exam cramming.

PIERCE | Although he’s good-natured, at his core, and eager to please and be pleased, he’s still too difficult to definitively pin down. He’s a little bit of everything while not being anything other than self-involved on a consistent basis, yet lacks the cunning and ambitions that might otherwise place him in Slytherin. So, he’s the eternally envious of others, as usual with one foot in the door but no invitation to the party.

SHIRLEY | She’s warm and fair and honest (more so than most, at least). She mothers the group and keeps people kind and respectful of herself and others. She’s protective and caring towards everyone’s unique point of view.

ALSO | Chang - Slytherin, Dean - Hufflepuff, Slater - Ravenclaw, Duncan - Ravenclaw, Vaughn - Hufflepuff, Leonard - Slytherin.